Potatoes!
Yesterday I went to the grocery store and I purchased exactly two very masculine things: a bag of charcoal and a bag of potatoes. It felt great. It was like I was declaring to the entire world, “These two things are the only two things I need right now. I am the sort of person who requires giant bags of charcoal and potatoes. Nothing else in this Safeway applies to my life right now except for charcoal and potatoes.” I also did not use a cart, so I had the privilege of walking across the parking lot with one large sack over my right shoulder and another over my left.
I then went home and proceeded to cook meat with fire. I hadn’t felt that primal since the day I tracked a pizza down multiple hallways and up two floors with only my nose and the scent as a guide.
LOL – literally.