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Colonel Kevin!

Firstly, for the uniformed: Patrick Stewart is now Sir Patrick, a knight of the British Empire. I’m pretty sure this means he has to stop acting, be fitted for a suit of armor, and start questing.

This has reignited my quest to obtain as many honorary titles, degrees and certificates as I possibly can. Top on my list? Kentucky Colonel. I am absolutely serious. If that were to happen, I would immediately purchase a white linen suit and go to law school. Geographically and culturally, I have a better chance at being a Colonel then being knighted by the Queen of England. Frankly, I’d much rather be a Colonel, anyway. Can you think of anything better than the title of “Colonel”?

For balance, I’d put being an honorary Admiral in the Texas Navy near the bottom of my list, along with anything that has to do with Ohio.

While I’m at it, I relinquish my title as “King of the Internets.” The crown was too heavy for my neck, and the pointed top kept popping all my balloons.

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6 Responses to “Colonel Kevin!”

  1. kev Says:
    January 4th, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    Does this mean the dream of Sean Connery and Patrick Stewart starring in a movie where they sit in a room and talk for two hours is never going to happen???

    Their voices are too spectacular. This movie MUST be made.

  2. Kevin Says:
    January 4th, 2010 at 11:52 pm

    Have you ever heard Patrick Stewart say the word “figure”? It’s amazing. Have you ever heard Patrick Stewart READ THE ENTIRE BOOK “THE LAST BATTLE” FROM THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA? I have. It’s even better than you can imagine.

  3. Jenny Says:
    January 12th, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    Johnny Depp is a sho nuff Kentucky Colonel.

    And yes, I would like to chew on his leg.

    That is all … except for the sighing.

  4. Kevin Says:
    January 12th, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    When I meet him at a Colonel meeting, I’ll put in a good word for you.

  5. Hunter Reed Says:
    June 10th, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    i love his movie Edwards Scissorhands, i think it is one of Johnny Depp’s best performance aside from Pirates of the Caribbean.`;`

  6. William Roberts Says:
    July 23rd, 2010 at 11:11 pm

    Johnny Depp is a handsome actor and he is great in acting too. this guy has really the talent to do great movies.’:’

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