Long Live The King!
So.
The Pioneer Woman has failed to respond to my challenges. I knew this would happen. She was obviously paralyzed with fear. She only blogged roughly 15 times in the four days she had to respond to my challenges. I am now King of the Internets.
Le Roi est mort, vive le Roi!
I organized a coronation for myself today, but things went a little awry when I noticed that the chartreuse lasers I had ordered were in fact yellow. I got into an argument with the laser guy, and ended up flipping all the laser machines over, and heaving one into traffic. Things got a little out of control. I then knocked over a couple of light stands and ended up throwing a toaster and a hairdryer into a swimming pool. They weren’t plugged in, but try telling that to everyone in there. Good luck getting them to listen to anything.
So that didn’t work out like I had planned, but I’m still the reigning King of the Internets. I need to start changing my name on things. I’ll start with my Safeway card.
Cashier: Thanks for shopping with us today, Mr… King of the Internets.
You are most welcome, loyal subject.
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:17 pm
I have no idea what you’re rambling about, but I love the Pioneer Woman, so just the fact that you’ve mentioned her here is enough reason for me to address you as King of the Internets. (After all, I don’t see anyone else vying for the title.)
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:41 pm
That’s all I ask, that others grant me absolute and complete power over the internet. I’m glad you don’t think that excessive.
=)
December 29th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Ahahaha! I always love to watch the cashiers stumble over the pronunciation of my last name. I don’t even bother correcting them anymore.
December 29th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
I know! “King of the Internets” is easier to pronounce than “McGladdery”, so I have that going for me.