Comments on: Dear Pioneer Woman: It’s On. http://blog.mcgladdery.org/2009/12/395/ Feeding Kevin's Ego Since 2005 Tue, 17 Aug 2010 01:55:31 -0700 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Kevin http://blog.mcgladdery.org/2009/12/395/comment-page-1/#comment-774 Kevin Fri, 18 Dec 2009 02:19:52 +0000 http://blog.mcgladdery.org/?p=395#comment-774 Outstanding. The job is yours, provided this "Pioneer Woman" responds. Outstanding. The job is yours, provided this “Pioneer Woman” responds.

]]> By: kev http://blog.mcgladdery.org/2009/12/395/comment-page-1/#comment-773 kev Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:45:44 +0000 http://blog.mcgladdery.org/?p=395#comment-773 I have no children to loan you, but I have an idea for a confession contest. Each of you must e-mail me your most horrifically embarrassing story. I will declare the individual with the most horrifically embarrassing story the winner of the confession contest. I will then reveal the two confessions on my blog, so that the public can be assured I did not let my potential bias (i.e. I am on your blogroll) impact my decision. Furthermore, after revealing the horrifically embarrassing stories on my blog, I will mock them. Again, this is to assure the public I did not play favorites. I will make both of you cry, that is my guarantee. I have no children to loan you, but I have an idea for a confession contest.

Each of you must e-mail me your most horrifically embarrassing story. I will declare the individual with the most horrifically embarrassing story the winner of the confession contest.

I will then reveal the two confessions on my blog, so that the public can be assured I did not let my potential bias (i.e. I am on your blogroll) impact my decision.

Furthermore, after revealing the horrifically embarrassing stories on my blog, I will mock them. Again, this is to assure the public I did not play favorites.

I will make both of you cry, that is my guarantee.

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