the tree of woe

That’s it. I’m through playing around. You can tell how serious I am due to the lack of an exclamation point in my title. I’ve never not had an exclamation point up there.

Dear Pioneer Woman: It’s on.

You get 125 comments every time you burp, and I’m sick of it. I suppose I could get the same readership through hard work, patience, and effort, but I thought of an alternate plan that requires none of that. In the tradition of the Klingons, I challenge you to a duel.

I’m going to beat you at your own game. Sure, I could pick contests that play to my strengths (such as whining like a 12 year old girl, or not posting on my blog) but I won’t. Instead, there will be five challenges, based on the five super popular sections of your site: Cooking, Photography, Home & Garden, Homeschooling, and Confessions. I’m not really sure how those last two are going to work, as I don’t have any children to homeschool, and there’s not a good way to measure the winner of a confessing contest. If anyone has any good ideas for that, let me know. (If anyone has any children they would be willing to pull out of school for a year so I can homeschool them for this contest, please let me know, also.)

So, Pioneer Woman. It’s on. You have until Friday, December 18th at midnight PST to respond. If you fail to answer my challenge, you will forfeit, and I will crown myself champion. If you respond in time, you’re still going to lose, and I’ll crown myself champion. Either way, I get a shiny, pointy hat.

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