Neti Pot!
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Do you have a special someone who is always complaining about their sinus cavity? Do they talk about how they wish there was an easier way to fill their sinuses with liquid, but sticking a garden hose up their nostril is too undignified? Would you do just about anything to stop their whining? Then look no further, because they need the:
Ancient Secrets Nasal Cleaning Neti Pot!
Your loved one will thank you every time they pour warm, salty water into their face with this wonderful gift idea. Notice that the box claims this neti pot has a “New Improved Design!” I’m not really sure what’s new about it. Perhaps the end used to be razor sharp, causing people to lacerate their nostrils at best, stabbing the underside of their brain at worst. Perhaps the last design came filled with bees. It’s hard to know, but rest assured that your loved one will be benefiting from all the latest advancements in neti pot technology.
It’s great fun at parties, too! Here’s a tip: Fill it with chocolate milk, and pour the milk into your head. Hold it up there until someone says something funny, then let it fly! It will be like 6th grade all over again.
November 28th, 2009 at 6:17 am
I’m on your side, although Arwen LOVES hers. But I think it’s the old design???
November 28th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Maybe the new design has to do with the spout coming out of the bottom… That would make it an ideal gravy boat/fat separator, as well, now that I think of it. It’s good to know I’m not alone in this, however.