the tree of woe

I’ve been reading a lot of Shakespeare recently. The comedies are hilarious. Check this out:

BENEDICK

Lady Beatrice, have you wept all this while?

BEATRICE

Yea, and I will weep a while longer.

BENEDICK

I will not desire that.

BEATRICE

You have no reason; I do it freely.

BENEDICK

Surely I do believe your fair cousin is wronged.

Ha! Get it? “Your fair cousin is wronged”? Awesome. Adam Sandler would be a great Benedick.

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