Earthquake!
So I’ve been in California for over eight months now, and I have yet to feel a single earthquake.
What’s wrong, Earth? Too afraid to shift your tectonic plates now that I’m here? Sounds to me like you’re all talk, Earth. I’ll be right here in case you change your mind, though. I’ll just be riding this unicycle up and down the San Andreas fault line, eating an ice cream cone and daring you to do something about it.


July 11th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
He’s alive. Neither marriage nor earthquakes can stop him! (Slow him down a little, maybe
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July 11th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
He’s back!
Of course, how can we be certain this is REALLY you? Methinks a photo of you riding a unicycle while eating an ice cream cone is required.
Hop to it, whoever you are. This Doubting Thomas needs proof.
July 12th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Ellen, I’d say there’s no doubt that marriage has slowed down the blogging of both people in the relationship! Perhaps my husband’s comeback will inspire me.