7 Ways to Reduce Stress!
- Get up 15 minutes earlier every morning. Alternatively, don’t go to sleep at all. Leave for work at 10PM.
- Don’t rely on your memory. Write things down. This is the first step towards completely replacing your useless brain someday.
- Take a hot bath. (note: This won’t actually relieve stress. It’s just… well, lately… look, let’s just say you could stand to take more baths and leave it at that.)
- Do a favor for someone today. You can start by mowing my lawn.
- Get your unpleasant tasks out of the way by doing them first thing, thereby ruining what could have been a nice day.
- Add an ounce of love to everything you do. If you don’t have any love on hand, you can add an ounce of chili powder to everything you do.
- When you get angry, count to ten before you do anything. This way, you’ll at least be giving people a ten second head start before you finally snap.
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