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BACON!

Everyone, remain calm… the last thing we need right now is a panic, but listen to this…

The price of bacon has DROPPED 14 CENTS PER POUND.

Deep breath..  in.. out.. OK… OK… OHHHKAAAY…

I’m going to buy bacon. Right now. All I can. I’m going to buy bacon in Oregon Trailian-like quantities. What am I going to do with 600 pounds of bacon? It doesn’t matter. Think of it, though..  all that BACON.

Perhaps you think I’m being reactionary. Think about it for a moment, though. Perhaps you follow the price of gas in a similar way. Is counting cents, whether it be the price of gas or the price of bacon, worth it? Aren’t there larger issues that we should focus our time and energy on, time and energy we have once, and will never have again during our short stay here on earth? Shouldn’t we be focused on higher things? The answer is: no.

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This entry was posted on Wednesday, January 14th, 2009 at 12:02 am and is filed under Insightful Observations, Personal. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

6 Responses to “BACON!”

  1. Brian Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    There is no correlation between bacon and gasoline! There is nothing higher than the only meat that can make anything better simply by wrapping it around the outside. Bacon is as bacon does.

  2. brian Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    actually there is a distinct correlation between contemporary agriculture and gasoline. There is a direct relationship.

  3. Sean Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    Why am I envisioning a gas can with bacon wrapped around it?

  4. Kevin Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    I don’t know why you’re thinking of a gas can with bacon wrapped around it, but don’t even try making it a reality. I hold several pending patents for such a device. So far, the only difference between it and a gas can without bacon wrapped around it is that the bacon version is much more likely to be eaten by bears.

  5. Peter Says:
    January 15th, 2009 at 10:55 am

    Look up the backon explosion on google.

    Shows the importance on bacon.

    Also, my country recently had a deadly bacon scare.
    You dont realise how much you miss something untill you cant have a bacon sandwich anymore.
    Or a ham at xmas….

  6. Kevin Says:
    January 15th, 2009 at 10:36 pm

    I don’t know what country you are from, but it sounds like you need to get out of there, like yesterday.

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