Five Ways to Avoid Exercise!
- Use the elevator instead of the stairs. If there isn’t an elevator, use an escalator (be sure not to move.) If there isn’t either option, see if you can get someone to carry you up the stairs.
- Use your car, all the time, even when you’re just getting the mail.
- Remain absolutely motionless during your lunch break.
- Watch more TV. Try not to watch exciting movies and shows, as that could accidentally get your heart rate up. Watch fishing, or even better, the BBC.
- Spend your time writing useless blog posts, like me.
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