Savings!
Economic times are tough, and people are looking to save money. Here, I present my own personal strategies for keeping ahead of the downward trend:
- Clipping coupons for products that I use, clipping coupons for products I don’t use and attempting to redeem them for cash value(1/40 of a cent.)
- Rolling through stop signs at a fuel efficient speed of 28MPH
- Lighting cigars with plain old $5 bills instead
- Not replacing batteries in smoke alarm(I’ve been saving money this way for the last 6 years.)
- No longer buying Michigan’s Instant Lotto tickets(still buying Daily 3, Daily 4, Mega Millions, and Keno tickets)
- Reduce wear on clothes and shoes by ceasing all physical activity
