Shovelglove!
I have discovered the next exercise fad to take North America by storm.
Behold the ShovelGlove.
Actually, you don’t need to behold, I can just tell you what it is. You take a sledgehammer, wrap a sweater around it for safety, and proceed to go through all manner of movements with it in order to burn calories and increase strength.
It sounded good to me, until I realized how productive I could be if I actually did the activities this excercise simulates. I could dig an entire moat, chop enough firewood and churn enough butter to last a lifetime, and kill all the orcs in Mordor five times over.
I guess my point is that if you need someone to dig some holes or if you have a ring that needs to be thrown into a volcano, you know who to call(me.)
