Picture(In A Frame!)
I dislike picture frames with words on them. I just think that most pictures I have taken don’t need to be captioned for me to remember exactly what I’m looking at here. No one is ever going to say:
“Now who in the world is this person? I mean, she looks familiar, but I just can’t place her.. Let’s see, I’ll read the words on this picture frame. Oh, that’s right. It’s my twin sister. Thank goodness for this frame, else my memory of her would fade into oblivion.”
The only good I see in these frames is the option of buying up lots of “Best Friends” frames, putting my picture in them, then giving them to people I barely know. They would look at me, slightly stunned, and say, “Kevin, I appreciate this and all, but I don’t really know you, and…” at which point I would interrupt them and say, while staring at the ground and shuffling my feet slightly, “Well golly, I don’t really know anyone else around here, and you’ve been so nice to me… I guess that kind of makes you my best friend.” Then they’d feel real sorry for me, and I could probably hit them up for some cash.
