Oh No! Bright Lights!
I’m looking around online for potential income opportunities in another area of the country. I came across one today that looked promising until I read the following, which is, mind you, a direct quote.
There may be regular exposure to mild physical discomfort from factors such as dust, fumes or odors, temperature extremes, loud noise, strong drafts, or bright lights.
I can’t think of a worse existence than the one just described. Odds probably are that all of those things don’t happen at once, but you can never be too sure. The exposure to such things is described as “regular,” despite the job setting being in an office. I submit that this isn’t a job at all, but some sort of undercover mental stress test being conducted by NASA or the CIA or the Kellogg Company or someone like that.
Co-worker: “So, Kevin, you get those papers filed yet?”
HONK FLASH SUDDEN TEMPERATURE CHANGE GUST OF WIND
Kevin: *huddled in corner, weeping softly*
NASA Scientist behind one way mirror: “Excellent…”
