Yes, Genesis!
Like the majestic Phoenix rising from its ashes, McGladdery.org is born anew! Everything else is changing in my life, so I figured my blog could stand a major overhaul, too.
“But Kevin,” I hear you ask, “What of your old posts? What will happen to them?”
They are gone. Lost forever in the sands of time, to resurface only if I can’t think of anything else to write about.
“Huh..” you say, without the slightest hint of interest in your voice. ”Hey…” you continue, “What do you think of people who put ice in milk? I mean, really?”
It doesn’t make any sense at all. How cold do you need your milk, exactly? And what happens when the ice melts? It gets all watered down. That’s so nasty.
“People who put ice in their milk should be pushed down a staircase.” You conclude, quite melodramatically I might add.


July 8th, 2008 at 1:14 am
But . . . what if people DO need their milk very, very cold and they drink it very, very fast so as to avoid the nasty watered down phenomenon? Then could I conclude that those people may remain standing at the top of the staircase, peacefully drinking their cold milk?
Well, I suppose that wouldn’t be very melodramatic of me, and I am melodramatic.
Everything in your life is changing, eh? Like what? I, for one, approve of the blog change. And maybe some of the other changes, too. Let me get back to you on that.